Post by Gigabyte1027 on Apr 7, 2020 4:24:03 GMT -8
It's fucking 4:51 AM as of now and after looking at my forum for a while (specifically the ads) and looking back on TV in recent months i came to realize what a fucking wierd ass situation it is. And i wanted to write this as a kind of archive to the past as future generations and possibly history books gather from old dead hard disks of the 2020's saying "oh look jimmy! Some retard on the Cyber Tumor Forums actually wrote about the corona virus outbreak of 2020! maybe you should learn about this and call it the retard's cold" or some shit like that. This whole situation is comparable to Y2k you know? "Turn off your PC before 12/31/1999" people legit thought the world was gonna end because COBAL programmers of the day didn't want to waste some punch cards to write code for the full year (eg. 1962). Except instead of COBAL programmers with a limited number of cards to work with its some fucking dipshit in china who ate a bat. Let me repeat that he ate a bat with the newly created corona virus. Please save your tin foil hats. at this point people are about to hoard that too. Times are getting desperate. Some of you old folk out there might remember WWII where people had to save tin foil. Ok i doubt someone reading this lived during WWII but back then there was a huge shortage of metal. And it wasn't uncommon to see shelves or drawers full of washed ironed folded tin foil. at this point we should make REUSABLE TOILET PAPER FOR THE MASSES WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO STRIP US OF OUT ASS WIPING ABILITIES!!! Fucking christ... "HEY FAGGOT NO TOILET TREES FOR YOU " THERE'S NO FUCKING REASON! JUST TAKE LIKE 3 PACKAGES AND LEAVE! ITS NOT THE FUCKING BLACK PLAGUE! Hell we're starting to run low ourselves because we keep having beans and smashing our noses on things by accident. like for fuck's sake people, leave us some rolls! Greedy fucking pigs. Fucking social distancing, wash your hands, stay inside. The 3 ingredients of stir craziness and a lust for fresh air and to be shot in the head. Let me talk about social distancing for a moment: There's a fucking ad on ProBoards saying "Lets practice social distancing by being her more often" like "Gee i sure haven't heard of any more forums since 2007, how 'bout i search for some? all the time every time through the corona virus out break" also the ads look a little modern for what the default theme looks like and especially for what my site looks like. What about pizza? Delivered in a bag on the ground. No joke. A family box of pizza wrapped in a plastic bag that was put on the ground for my dad to pick up. Now if that ain't the most disturbing thing ever! My dad went to turn on some WWE because out building's wifi is actually worse than fucking dialup at times and legit the crowds were gone. Where the fuck were they? At home. Sad because they're tickets expired and are stuck at home because someone ate a bat but hey lets not be hostile here. What about washing your hands? Common fucking sense right? NOPE there's ads on TV telling people to wash they're hands. May as well tell people to breathe. Stay inside? Gun + Head = Heavenly is closed here in snowy South Lake Tahoe, there's barely a single car on the highway and people are selling cars to pay rent. School's out until April 30th, 2020 and if shit keeps going on i'm just gonna say "Fuck life"
what a weird time we live in. Now, like i said: i'm writing this purely for archival purposes. I dont/do mean to offend anyone. i mean if you want to be offended why what a 16 year old furry has to say then go right ahead, sky's the limit, retard. But otherwise i cant wait until this shit is over so i can go to fucking KFC again and eat some sushi at a restaurant again. But until then. Have a great 2020 y'all. Bye for now.
what a weird time we live in. Now, like i said: i'm writing this purely for archival purposes. I dont/do mean to offend anyone. i mean if you want to be offended why what a 16 year old furry has to say then go right ahead, sky's the limit, retard. But otherwise i cant wait until this shit is over so i can go to fucking KFC again and eat some sushi at a restaurant again. But until then. Have a great 2020 y'all. Bye for now.